ramblings of a dog

i'm currently working as part-timer at a 'well-known'(eh jap well known ke) retail store 

gatal telor sangat nak ikot jerry and dyan pergi interview 

all three of us , got the job

first i thought

ala retail shop je 

tak 'thrill' lansung

but god , i was wrong 

eff

had to stand most of the time 

my legs were totally killing me 

hambek engko 

nak sangat 

now why did i apply for the bloody job 

god . gler anjing aku kerja 

i'm a slave to the retail company 

slave to the never ending consumers

hunger for cheap affordable clothes offered 

damn u consumers

for these few days that i've been working 

i've helped a lot of buyers with their random questions

#random q&a

Q: What do you think is my size ???

A: wei seriously woman. aiyo. tergamam seketika aku nak cari jawapan untuk question ni. ko dah la besar , nanti aku ckap ko L ko terasa pulak . bila aku cakap ko size S ko kata aku sarcastic pulak . jadi biasanya aku akan kata M. ni mcam jawapan selamat 

Q: Adakah itu baju yang tinggi tinggi di shoulder ?

A: haaa hambek ko. ni nak jawap apa . aku sendiri tak paham dia explain apa kat aku. tapi aku rasa dia nak baju yng ada puff kat shoulder kot.....

Q: What time is it ?

A:  Aku bukan jam ko. sekian.

Q: Miss do u you think i look better in blue / grey. (time ni aku jaga fitting. so dia siap peraga baju kat aku.then suruh aku pilih mana cantek)

Q:Where are you from ?

A: Kalo ko tau aku dari mana. ko dapat diskaun ke. TAK KOT.

CONCLUSION 

kerja retail sebenarnya sangat penat. 

aku selalu akan sedaya upaya senyum bila aku kerja front of the store. tapi bila perut dah lapar. aku minta maaf, aku tak boleh nak control emosi. 

berdiri 9 jam straight . ko mampu ?